sylviaplth: the fact that kids feel physically ill and have mental breakdowns at the very idea of going to school should be a clue to some people that maybe something isnt fucking right
megaman2: megaman2: “mickey mouse it says you want to divorce minnie because she was…… extremely silly?” “no, i said she was fucking goofy” please stop reblogging this i stole this joke from my brother
authocracy: kingcheddarxvii: do you think God ever gets sad like “what do you mean you don’t love yourself i worked so hard on you….” …why is this so uplifting
yourbones: somegirlnamedkaitlyn: My dog understands the word “No,” so how are you going to tell me teenage boys don’t know the difference between rape and consent? Nailed it.
tothemoonanddback: you know what’s okay? if people haven’t read gatsby and still want to see that movie. isn’t that weird. that other people may be genuinely interested in the movie? without having read the book? ISN’T THAT CRAZY? DOESN’T THAT MEAN THAT BEING A PRETENTIOUS ASSHOLE ABOUT IT IS KIND OF POINTLESS???